pinknblackheart

i should be in bed.. but these are funny, so i thought i'd share. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the

omg what happened? look, it says im subscribed for a whole week. wtf? this is sooo kewl! i was just browsing as always and all of a sudden BAM! a thing pops up and says that im subscribed for a week! im so utterly amazed and such! this is so flippin kewl!! thank you so much DA!!! YAY!

took it off ~moosekleenex (https://www.deviantart.com/moosekleenex)'s page. her art is awesome. go there now i comand it! A - Available?: Yep =p A - Age: Old enough to know better, too young to care! A - Annoyance: Children B - Best Friends?: :iconsillylilrabbit: :D B - Bar: Candy bar? B - Birthday?: Sept. 25 C - Crush: heh, yea C - Car: Don't have one no. C - Cat: Her name is Skeeter. D - Dead Pets Name: Riley, cat, hit by a car. D - Dad's Name: Kenny D - Dog: Casper, Tim, n Sugar.. white German Shepards. E - Easiest person to talk to: Chance, or Ej E - Eggs: Scrambled.. or no eggs is fine too. E - Email: yea i have one ^_^ F - Favorite color?: PiNk and Black